[Date Prev][Date Next][Thread Prev][Thread Next][Date Index][Thread Index]
Keep on learning languages
This is a really funny thing (specially for
Spaniards) that a friend sent me:
> LESSON ONE:
>
>
There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say
>
some phrase in Spanish, but you
> don't know how to say it.
Don't worry, your problems have finished. If
> you are a gringo or British
and you don't
> know Spanish, this will be helpful in your
learning.
> As example, we took fromit some common phrases;
just try and you're
> gonna see the difference and how easy
>
is to speak Spanish:
Pronounciation - Meaning in Spanish -
Meaning in English
> -Boy as n r = Voy a cenar =
I'm gonna have dinner.
>
> -N L C John = En el sillón
= On the armchair.
>
> -Who and seek ago = Juan se
cagó = John had a shit.
>
> -S toy tree stone = Estoy
tristón = I'm kind a sad.
>
> -Lost trap eat toss =
Los trapitos = The little rags.
>
> -Desk can saw =
Descanso = (you) rest.
>
> -As say toon as = Aceitunas
= Olives.
>
> -The head the star mall less stan dough
= Deje de estar molestando =
> Stop bugging me.
>
>
-T n s free o ? = ¿Tienes frío? = Are you cold?.
>
>
-T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = You have
an
> erection.
>
> -Tell o boy ah in cruise tar
= Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to
> insert it in you.
>
> Un Saludo / Best Regards,
>
If you have
some other short languages courses, just send them!
I hope you have done great
exams, if not, I hope at least you have finished them (I haven't yet).
Bye.