|2002-11-01||tf20021101.jpg||The MilSpec SRM Mark VI (Squeaky Rubber Mouse)|
|2002-11-04||tf20021104.jpg||Never call a lioness 'Pussycat'|
|2002-11-06||tf20021106.jpg||The Surgeon General has determined that rivalries with lions can be hazardous to your health.|
|2002-11-08||tf20021108.jpg||The Surgeon General has determined that rubber mousies, taken internally do not pose a significant risk to one's health, provided they are thoroughly shredded first. The Mark VI SRM is required to be made of digestible material according to MilSpec #ERE KT-KT-KT-KT. (With apologies to Bill Redfern!)|
|2002-11-11||tf20021111.jpg||Crime and Punishment for Felines.
Laughing at cats has been called into question
by the International council of Feline rights
under the heading of cruel and unusual punishment.
Please note that the author does not condone
referring to any felines as 'Dingaling'.
|2002-11-13||tf20021113.jpg||Lance Rutherington-Smythe II|
|2002-11-15||tf20021115.GIF||They're coming to take me away! Ha-HA!
They're coming to take me away! Ho-HO! Hee-HEE! Ha-HA!
|2002-11-18||tf20021118.GIF||Some supposedly omnivorous kids can be awfully fussy eaters.
Multiply that by 'Lion'.
The rebellious, adolescent son of my enemy is not necessarily my friend.
|2002-11-21||QBM-21stcenturyepisodecolor.gif||Jack lends a paw.|
|2002-11-22||tf20021122.jpg||Larry Niven called septal electrodes 'Drouds'. His idea was that people would have electodes implanted in the pleasure center of the brain and then stimulate that area of the brain by running simple electric curren through it.
Now imagine that concept enhanced by digital technology such that you can project various wave forms across the brain: As if each neuron in the pleasure center of the brain were a pixel on a computer screen. Stimulate them all, or individually, in patterns and that's what you've got with 'Blissware' running various fractal patterns through a neural jack.
If and when someone actually does come up with a neural jack, I think it will be about 4 seconds afterward that someone comes up with this stuff.
|2002-11-25||tf20021125.jpg||ZZ Studios presents: Better Than Life.|
|2002-11-27||tf20021127.jpg||Get in on the ground floor!
Investment expected to triple in first 2 months of operation!
|2002-11-29||tf20021129.jpg||Aren't you glad there were only two of them?|